• Who’s the certified circumcised private dick that’s a sex machine to all chicks? Meet Semitic Super Stud, Mordechai Jefferson Carver, a.k.a. The Hebrew Hammer (Adam Goldberg). When a psychotic Santa (Andy Dick) tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic It’s A Wonderful Life, it’s up to The Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed (Mario Van Peebles), head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, The Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.

    "Titular character (Adam Goldberg) brings Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal (Judy Greer) to climax with his sweet nothings: ‘I want to have lots of children by you. I want to get a good-paying, stable job. I want for our children to go to private schools . . . Also, on a daily basis, I want you to tell me what to do, where to do it and how I should live my life.’ Simply put: the greatest Jewish love scene in the history of film."

    - ABBY SCHREIBER, Heeb Magazine, MARCH 1, 2009

  • Director: Jonathan Kesselman

    Screenplay: Jonathan Kesselman

    Cast: Adam Goldberg, Andy Dick, Judy Greer, Mario Van Peebles, Rachel Dratch, Peter Coyote, Nora Dunn, Annie McEnroe, Grant Rosenmeyer, Harrison Chad

    Producers: Lisa Fragner, Josh Kesselman, Sofia Sondervan

    Executive Producers: Edward R. Pressman, John Schmidt

    Associate Producers: Isen Robbins, Aimee Schoof

    Distributor: Comedy Central Films

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